1 00:01:53,313 --> 00:01:54,713 tony! 2 00:01:57,817 --> 00:02:00,252 For christ's sake, tony! 3 00:02:01,287 --> 00:02:02,821 Tony! 4 00:02:02,823 --> 00:02:06,225 - Sorry! The volume's bust again! 5 00:02:06,227 --> 00:02:07,726 - Turn it down! 6 00:02:07,728 --> 00:02:09,895 - I'm trying! - Every fucking morning! 7 00:02:09,897 --> 00:02:13,132 Why don't you just get the sodding thing fixed?! 8 00:02:13,134 --> 00:02:14,366 Alright. Alright. 9 00:02:14,368 --> 00:02:16,702 - Pull the plug out! - What? 10 00:02:16,704 --> 00:02:19,838 Pull the fucking plug out, you twat! 11 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:22,241 Jesus christ, tony! 12 00:02:22,243 --> 00:02:24,943 Pull the plug out, you pillock! 13 00:02:27,914 --> 00:02:30,315 Tony! 14 00:02:32,585 --> 00:02:33,652 Tony! 15 00:02:37,358 --> 00:02:38,724 Oh, shit! 16 00:02:50,436 --> 00:02:51,503 bugger! 17 00:02:52,573 --> 00:02:54,273 - How long you gonna be in there? 18 00:02:54,275 --> 00:02:55,374 - Not long now. 19 00:02:55,376 --> 00:02:57,843 Oh, fucking, bollocking, twat, fuck. 20 00:02:57,845 --> 00:03:01,280 How come I'm never allowed to use my own sodding bathroom?! 21 00:03:09,489 --> 00:03:11,823 Oh, jesus wept. 22 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:33,445 Hey, sweetheart. Do you want some eggs? 23 00:03:33,447 --> 00:03:34,947 No, thanks. 24 00:03:34,949 --> 00:03:37,382 Effy is. She didn't sleep well. 25 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:41,019 get out of the bathroom! 26 00:03:41,021 --> 00:03:45,991 I need a piss! Tony! He won't even answer me. 27 00:03:45,993 --> 00:03:48,393 I mean, what's he doing up there? 28 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:50,929 Perming his fucking pubes or something? 29 00:03:50,931 --> 00:03:56,301 I think that lock's messed up again. I put the drill under the sink. 30 00:04:03,276 --> 00:04:06,245 You take me for a complete james blunt, don't you? 31 00:04:07,313 --> 00:04:09,448 - Do you want an egg? - I want a piss. 32 00:04:09,450 --> 00:04:13,552 Jim, I was wondering, do you have to swear all the time? 33 00:04:13,554 --> 00:04:17,389 Sodding, fucking, bollocky shit, wank. Where is the twat? 34 00:04:22,295 --> 00:04:24,830 every fucking morning! 35 00:04:30,503 --> 00:04:32,838 Fuck off. 36 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:34,840 - Wake up, you twat. - I'm asleep. 37 00:04:34,842 --> 00:04:38,310 Or too bored to speak to you. Leave a message. 38 00:04:38,312 --> 00:04:41,480 You're a lazy turd, sid. We have plans, remember? 39 00:04:41,482 --> 00:04:43,548 Concerning your cock. Ring me. 40 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:48,954 got ya. I'm not here, wankers. Leave a message. 41 00:04:48,956 --> 00:04:50,389 Jesus, dozy fuckers. 42 00:04:56,496 --> 00:04:57,529 - Tony? What? 43 00:04:57,531 --> 00:04:59,698 - Can you nip round and wake sid up? 44 00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:02,000 Nip round? He lives half a mile away. 45 00:05:02,002 --> 00:05:05,470 Nip round and give him a... I'm trying to fucking practise. 46 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:07,706 I've got another call. Stay on the line. 47 00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:09,107 - Jesus. - Hi, nips. 48 00:05:09,109 --> 00:05:11,043 stop calling me nips. 49 00:05:11,045 --> 00:05:12,678 it's a funny name. 50 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:15,847 I've seen a few nipples and yours are fucking hilarious. 51 00:05:15,849 --> 00:05:17,749 My nipples are not funny, ok? 52 00:05:17,751 --> 00:05:21,086 That's your opinion. You said you'd help out with sid today? 53 00:05:21,088 --> 00:05:23,088 - What?! - Sid. The virgin thing. 54 00:05:23,090 --> 00:05:27,926 He's gotta pop his cherry and I've nominated you to help out. 55 00:05:27,928 --> 00:05:31,697 - God, tony. Do I have to? - You promised. 56 00:05:31,699 --> 00:05:34,032 I've got chris on the line. Stay there. 57 00:05:34,034 --> 00:05:35,734 Whatever. 58 00:05:35,736 --> 00:05:39,104 - Yeah, man? You rang? - where is everyone? 59 00:05:39,106 --> 00:05:41,973 - Oh, man, I'm in bed. - Can't you go and get sid? 60 00:05:41,975 --> 00:05:45,444 I can't. I'm busy. Busy, busy, you remember? 61 00:05:45,446 --> 00:05:48,814 Ah, buck tooth? Yo! 62 00:05:48,816 --> 00:05:50,749 Give her a big hello from me, yeah? 63 00:05:50,751 --> 00:05:52,684 You already did that, didn't ya. 64 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:54,853 It's my turn now. Alright, laters. 65 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:57,656 Anyway, it's not that much to ask, nips. 66 00:05:57,658 --> 00:06:02,361 He's gotta get laid before his birthday or he can't be my friend. 67 00:06:02,363 --> 00:06:04,896 - What are you talking about? - Wrong call. 68 00:06:04,898 --> 00:06:06,164 - Can you hold? - No. 69 00:06:06,166 --> 00:06:08,400 Perhaps you could help out with sid. 70 00:06:08,402 --> 00:06:11,002 you need someone deaf, blind and stupid for that. 71 00:06:11,004 --> 00:06:12,671 - That's unkind. - Bye. 72 00:06:12,673 --> 00:06:13,905 Wanna come to a party? 73 00:06:13,907 --> 00:06:16,641 goodbye. And stop calling michelle nips. 74 00:06:16,643 --> 00:06:19,144 It's a funny name. She's got a funny nipple... 75 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:23,548 you still there? 76 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:24,983 - Alright. - Huh? 77 00:06:24,985 --> 00:06:27,419 I'll help sid if he's so desperate. 78 00:06:27,421 --> 00:06:29,855 Safe. We'll do it at the party tonight, yeah? 79 00:06:29,857 --> 00:06:31,923 - Meet us in the caff to plan. - Plan? 80 00:06:31,925 --> 00:06:34,559 - Oh, yes. Later, nips. - Don't call me...! 81 00:06:40,032 --> 00:06:41,199 They're fine. 82 00:06:54,580 --> 00:06:58,483 I can't talk right now. Ow! 83 00:07:06,225 --> 00:07:07,726 Cheers, tony. 84 00:07:07,728 --> 00:07:09,094 Tony? 85 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:10,862 - Hello, mr jenkins. It's tony. 86 00:07:10,864 --> 00:07:12,764 - Hi, tony. What can we do for you? 87 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:14,166 We're worried about sid. 88 00:07:14,168 --> 00:07:17,068 He's got a sociology test in ten minutes and, er... 89 00:07:17,070 --> 00:07:18,537 He's what?! 90 00:07:18,539 --> 00:07:22,941 wake up you lazy, bone-idle fucker! 91 00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:27,879 Up! You complete and total fucking, sodding waste of fucking space! 92 00:07:27,881 --> 00:07:31,783 cafe, now. We've got things to talk about. 93 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:33,618 - Like what? - Virgins. 94 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:35,720 - Huh? - Virgins. Virginity. 95 00:07:37,523 --> 00:07:39,257 - Whose? - Yours, you anus. 96 00:07:39,259 --> 00:07:41,493 I'm listening. 97 00:07:41,495 --> 00:07:44,129 - Hang on. - Tony? 98 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:47,132 Cheers, tone. My uncle wants to stone me to death now. 99 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:48,834 - He doesn't. Your uncle's lovely. 100 00:07:48,836 --> 00:07:50,202 - What? 101 00:07:50,204 --> 00:07:52,504 Party tonight. Sid's getting de-cherried. 102 00:07:52,506 --> 00:07:54,906 Chris promised maxxie we'd go to his gay night out. 103 00:07:54,908 --> 00:07:56,208 Is chris gay? 104 00:07:56,210 --> 00:07:58,009 - No. - Are you gay? 105 00:07:58,011 --> 00:08:02,247 No. But maxxie says there's gonna be lots of hot women there... 106 00:08:05,685 --> 00:08:08,854 ..Desperate because there's nobody to shag, except us. 107 00:08:08,856 --> 00:08:12,991 Sid's flying solo down the tunnel of love. He needs support. 108 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:15,527 Could we watch? 109 00:08:15,529 --> 00:08:16,695 Oh, jesus. 110 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:22,534 - Yup. 111 00:08:22,536 --> 00:08:24,135 - Hey, maxxie. We need you tonight. 112 00:08:24,137 --> 00:08:27,506 Sorry, bruv. Big gay night out. Me and the lads. 113 00:08:27,508 --> 00:08:32,177 Yeah. I'm gonna take them on a voyage of wonder and discovery. 114 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:34,913 Fuck that. Look, max... For christ sakes! 115 00:08:35,882 --> 00:08:38,550 Can you stop dancing? I can't hear myself think. 116 00:08:38,552 --> 00:08:41,219 Sorry, tone. Gotta get these moves. For the show. 117 00:08:41,221 --> 00:08:43,154 Do they have tap in death of a salesman? 118 00:08:43,156 --> 00:08:46,024 It needs a number. I've always said that. 119 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:48,527 Meet me on the green before psychology. 120 00:08:48,529 --> 00:08:49,928 Gotcha. 121 00:08:52,298 --> 00:08:53,732 God, I'm good. 122 00:08:57,770 --> 00:09:00,238 Sid? 123 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:01,640 Sid, you still there? 124 00:09:04,143 --> 00:09:05,911 - Sid! - Er, yeah? 125 00:09:05,913 --> 00:09:09,247 A personal briefing is essential. Cafe, 20 minutes. 126 00:09:09,249 --> 00:09:11,850 Tonight, sidney, my cherry old baby, 127 00:09:11,852 --> 00:09:15,186 You present mr happy with the keys to the furry city. 128 00:09:22,595 --> 00:09:26,898 Tonight, mr happy, the furry city. 129 00:09:37,010 --> 00:09:42,347 You're always crap. No exercise, rubbish food and too much caffeine. 130 00:09:42,349 --> 00:09:43,949 Fuck off. 131 00:09:43,951 --> 00:09:46,051 I didn't have a sociology test, did I? 132 00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:49,187 - No. - Fucker. 133 00:09:52,359 --> 00:09:57,729 Trust me. Tonight, we go to a party and you finally pop the cherry. 134 00:09:57,731 --> 00:10:00,999 You finally get the vip tour of netherland. You finally... 135 00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:02,701 Fuck off! "finally". 136 00:10:03,703 --> 00:10:05,136 Well, it's embarrassing. 137 00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:07,973 It's common and quite normal for someone of 16... 138 00:10:07,975 --> 00:10:10,709 No. It's embarrassing, sid. 139 00:10:10,711 --> 00:10:13,612 Shit. Alright, how? 140 00:10:13,614 --> 00:10:18,016 We go to the party and we get a girl catastrophically spliffed up. 141 00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:21,853 In her confused state, she comes to believe, however momentarily, 142 00:10:21,855 --> 00:10:24,089 That you're attractive enough to shag. 143 00:10:24,091 --> 00:10:25,957 - Who's the lucky girl, then? 144 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:28,093 - I think you're gonna like this. 145 00:10:29,729 --> 00:10:33,698 Oh, yes. You are a very, very lucky little boy. 146 00:10:47,780 --> 00:10:49,147 Michelle? 147 00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:52,984 I'm gonna do it with michelle? - Hang on, sid. 148 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:55,220 I'm gonna dock the ferry with michelle. 149 00:10:55,222 --> 00:10:57,822 Cheers, tony. You don't know what... 150 00:10:58,290 --> 00:11:00,125 Hi. 151 00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:02,661 ..What this means. 152 00:11:20,981 --> 00:11:25,283 Or shall I film it and take it back for private time? 153 00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:28,053 Alright. Who's stupid enough to fuck sid? 154 00:11:28,055 --> 00:11:30,121 - Cassie. - She's still in hospital. 155 00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:33,458 They let her out. She's just not allowed to handle knives. 156 00:11:35,928 --> 00:11:37,095 - Alright, she'll do. 157 00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:38,963 - We're gonna need a lot of drugs. 158 00:11:38,965 --> 00:11:41,066 Get an ounce. We'll sell it at the party. 159 00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:43,268 I've gotta get an ounce of spliff? 160 00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:47,038 There's this guy who'll sell on tick. Tell him we'll pay tomorrow. 161 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,907 But why don't you go? 162 00:11:48,909 --> 00:11:52,077 Got tai chi, then my choir audition, then psychology. 163 00:11:52,079 --> 00:11:54,179 Cassie's great in the sack. 164 00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:57,215 - As long as she's not hungry. - Who says? 165 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:58,983 everyone. 166 00:12:02,354 --> 00:12:04,923 Ok, fuck it. What's this guy's name? 167 00:12:06,325 --> 00:12:07,726 It's all on there. 168 00:12:16,035 --> 00:12:18,303 That's this guy's name? Mad twatter? 169 00:12:18,305 --> 00:12:21,539 Is that waking up your chi, karate kid? 170 00:12:30,816 --> 00:12:33,451 ♪ you've gone away 171 00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:36,521 ♪ but I feel you near 172 00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:42,026 ♪ the softness of your touch is somehow always here 173 00:12:42,028 --> 00:12:47,332 ♪ and I watch with my ever sorry eyes 174 00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:53,371 ♪ knowing I'm not discreet when you leave me 175 00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:56,040 ♪ you're far from me 176 00:12:56,042 --> 00:12:59,210 ♪ and my guard is down 177 00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:04,082 ♪ I wanna hear it said they'll never part somehow 178 00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:10,155 ♪ to just love me more and I know for sure 179 00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:16,127 ♪ that I'm just not discreet when you leave me 180 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:21,299 ♪ and when I'm alone I think how much I miss you 181 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:27,338 ♪ and long for the day when you will miss me too 182 00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:32,343 ♪ I sit on my own and dream of how I'll kiss you 183 00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:37,515 ♪ and you see me in the way that I see you 184 00:13:38,450 --> 00:13:44,022 ♪ you're far away will be gone a while 185 00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:49,060 ♪ I look into a sunbeam where I see you smile 186 00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:52,297 ♪ and I have to go 187 00:13:52,299 --> 00:13:57,836 ♪ cos deep down I know 188 00:13:57,838 --> 00:14:00,839 ♪ that I'm just not discreet 189 00:14:00,841 --> 00:14:06,878 ♪ when you leave me 190 00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:14,452 That was lovely, anthony. Really, quite lovely. 191 00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:19,257 I'm sure we'd love to have you in the chamber choir. 192 00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:20,859 Looking forward to it. 193 00:14:23,495 --> 00:14:24,863 - Hi. - Hi. 194 00:14:24,865 --> 00:14:27,198 My frands think you're really cool, yah? 195 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,000 - Your... Sorry? - My frands. 196 00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:33,471 So, you still coming to my party tonight? It'd be safe if you did. 197 00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:36,908 Bring some frands. My parents are in cloisters. 198 00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:39,544 We're just gonna go wild on drum'n'bass. 199 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:44,382 After 8.30, because miriam has to get back from her cello recital. 200 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,150 - No problem. - Bring some frands. 201 00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:49,420 - I absolutely will. See you later. 202 00:14:51,590 --> 00:14:54,459 Did you find cassie? She's coming, right? 203 00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:56,895 Christ's sakes, michelle! 204 00:14:56,897 --> 00:15:00,465 Tell her we've got spliff and all the cheesy wotsits she can eat. 205 00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:04,302 I'm going to psychology. I'll come and do you with the magic motor. 206 00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:08,072 You got new batteries? Nice. Warm it up for super fly. 207 00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:10,341 You! You, boy. 208 00:15:12,144 --> 00:15:14,579 - What's your business in here? - Interview. 209 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:18,116 This is an all-girl school. Where should you be, boy? 210 00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:25,089 And you think you can just walk in here and accost ladies, do you? 211 00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:27,592 I was auditioning for the city chamber choir, 212 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:31,262 Responding to a perceived need for more male parts, man. 213 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,697 My name is mr griffiths, 214 00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:35,300 I'm head of french and addressed as "sir". 215 00:15:36,168 --> 00:15:40,104 Do they even teach you french in that technical college you attend? 216 00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:43,574 And what do you call your french teacher? 217 00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:46,611 Pierre. 218 00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:51,983 You! Come here! I want to know your name. 219 00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:53,751 Come here when I'm talking to you! 220 00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:58,289 I'll report you to your college, you common little oik! 221 00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:01,092 Hey, it's me. Yeah, did you find it? 222 00:16:02,661 --> 00:16:05,663 I think so. I dunno, tone. 223 00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:07,365 Totally fucking weird, ok? 224 00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:10,201 I don't care if it looks weird, sid. Get on with it! 225 00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:12,103 Alright. 226 00:16:27,619 --> 00:16:29,787 I told you, tony, I'm fucking doing it. 227 00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:31,556 - sid, are you there? - Oh! 228 00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:33,491 Are you my 2.30? 229 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,426 - Sid? - Hi, mum. 230 00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:37,462 - Here for alicia? - I'll ring back. 231 00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:39,364 Come in, for christ's sakes. 232 00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:40,798 - Where are you? - College. 233 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:44,068 The neighbours are bitching with the digital cameras. 234 00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:46,404 I gotta go. I'm not talking to anybody. 235 00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:47,472 I've gotta go. 236 00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:48,806 Alicia?! 237 00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:51,409 - I'm going to french. - Little geek guy here! 238 00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:53,311 - Talk to you later. - Is he yours? 239 00:16:56,081 --> 00:16:58,116 Hi. 240 00:16:58,118 --> 00:17:00,184 Here for my accidental threesome? 241 00:17:04,289 --> 00:17:05,523 Big issue? 242 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,725 - Get a fucking job, kenny. - Fuck you. 243 00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:08,826 - How was the holiday? 244 00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:10,762 - Shit. Faliraki's gone downhill. 245 00:17:10,764 --> 00:17:15,666 Crap hotel. Four stars means nothing now. Fucking nothing. 246 00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:17,035 See ya. 247 00:17:18,437 --> 00:17:20,304 Big issue, love? 248 00:17:20,306 --> 00:17:22,473 here he comes, cock of the year. 249 00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:24,809 who's gonna tell him we can't go? 250 00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:26,244 Shut up. Here he comes. 251 00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:28,679 What you been doing in poshville towers, eh? 252 00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:34,118 Those girls do not do fickety fick with town scum like you. 253 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:36,754 Doesn't matter what you can do with your muscles. 254 00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:41,492 I say this world extends way beyond this field of dreams. 255 00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:44,662 - And I wanna see that world. - What the fuck's he on about? 256 00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:47,231 He's quoting. It's a literary reference. 257 00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:50,735 - You mean shakespeare and shit? - Dawson's creek. 258 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:53,137 I don't know what that is, 259 00:17:53,139 --> 00:17:56,207 But if you guys wanna waste your life watching tv... 260 00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:57,308 - You don't watch tv? 261 00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:59,377 - No, I don't watch tv, brain-deads. 262 00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:03,181 Can you not think of anything better to entertain yourselves? 263 00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:07,151 - Like? - Like... Pills. 264 00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:10,788 - Is that it? - No. 265 00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:14,325 Shagging. 266 00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:16,394 - Cultural. - Oh, yeah. 267 00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:22,200 You're full of shit. Nobody's gonna shag you with a cock that tiny. 268 00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:24,469 shouldn't have got it out. 269 00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:27,338 It was strip poker, what do you want me to do? 270 00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:30,908 You weren't even playing! You shouldn't have got it out, chris. 271 00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:33,611 Just cos you lot are such a bunch of pussies. 272 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:36,848 Enough of that. Gotta go because we got psychology. 273 00:18:36,850 --> 00:18:40,284 - We don't want to miss angie. - You will come to this party? 274 00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:42,854 - Oh, I can't, man. - me neither. 275 00:18:42,856 --> 00:18:44,722 - we told you! Gay night out. 276 00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:50,895 We don't need any. The town's awash, like someone planted up lithuania. 277 00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:53,631 Oh, christ. Sid's scoring an ounce now. 278 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,800 Call him off. You'll be oversupplied. 279 00:18:59,505 --> 00:19:00,571 Sid? 280 00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:02,573 Answer, you twat! 281 00:19:09,348 --> 00:19:13,618 ♪ you wish you could have me back 282 00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:17,288 ♪ and be your fool forever... 283 00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:20,458 I gotta walk in on 'em by mistake now. 284 00:19:21,393 --> 00:19:23,194 You want a coke or something? 285 00:19:24,763 --> 00:19:28,399 No. Do you think he'll be long? 286 00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:30,668 Not once I burst in all flummoxed up. 287 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:33,604 - No, I meant the guy I came to see. 288 00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:35,206 - Mad? 289 00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:38,242 Mad. Is that... Is that his real name? 290 00:19:38,244 --> 00:19:39,877 Oh, yeah. 291 00:19:46,251 --> 00:19:48,653 You know what, I think I'll come back later. 292 00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:53,257 It's fine. Just don't stare. He doesn't like people staring. 293 00:19:53,259 --> 00:19:55,960 - Right. - He's sensitive, you know. 294 00:19:55,962 --> 00:19:59,597 Just don't stare at it. 295 00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:01,332 At... 296 00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:02,400 At what? 297 00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:04,569 Hello! 298 00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:08,973 I've unexpectedly come home early by accident! 299 00:20:11,277 --> 00:20:15,279 Sid, christ's sakes, don't buy the dope. Nobody's coming. 300 00:20:15,281 --> 00:20:16,847 We're aborting the mission. 301 00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:23,020 And sid, pick up your messages, you absolute and utter lower colon. 302 00:20:29,661 --> 00:20:30,795 Oh, fuck this. 303 00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:39,637 - You staring at me? - No, not at all. 304 00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:44,475 - So, er, you're mad? - Yes, I am. 305 00:20:47,312 --> 00:20:48,579 Maddison twatter... 306 00:20:50,482 --> 00:20:51,983 ..Phd. 307 00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,789 You got a problem? 308 00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:00,958 No, no, no. 309 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:04,695 Erm, so you're a doctor, then? 310 00:21:06,331 --> 00:21:10,901 - Who said? - Well, the ph... D thing. 311 00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:15,740 Yeah, yeah, you could say that. You could say, erm, pretty... Huge... 312 00:21:17,309 --> 00:21:20,344 ..Dick. 313 00:21:20,346 --> 00:21:22,747 Yeah! 314 00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:25,516 Which? 315 00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:27,285 Which? 316 00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:29,887 - Doctor, pretty huge dick. Which? 317 00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:31,355 - Both? 318 00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:35,359 I like you. 319 00:21:35,361 --> 00:21:38,529 What's up, kid? I mean, do you wanna... 320 00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:44,001 - Do you wanna get laid? - Huh? How did you? 321 00:21:44,003 --> 00:21:45,503 I mean... 322 00:21:45,505 --> 00:21:50,941 No, no. I was, er, looking to maybe get some spliff. 323 00:22:01,553 --> 00:22:04,055 - You being fucking funny? - Absolutely not. 324 00:22:04,057 --> 00:22:05,356 - Show me some money. 325 00:22:05,358 --> 00:22:07,425 - Right, well... That's the thing. 326 00:22:07,427 --> 00:22:11,395 Cos someone said that maybe I could get the stuff, 327 00:22:11,397 --> 00:22:13,597 And pay, like... 328 00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:17,868 - ..Later? - Whoa. 329 00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:22,907 Credit terms. That's a whole fucking shark attack there, right? 330 00:22:22,909 --> 00:22:26,077 I quite understand. Let's just forget... 331 00:22:26,079 --> 00:22:30,114 No, fuck it. It's your game, if you wanna play it. 332 00:22:30,982 --> 00:22:32,483 Do you wanna play? 333 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:37,088 Yeah, yeah... Yeah. 334 00:22:38,690 --> 00:22:42,526 Erm, how about an ounce of spliff? 335 00:22:42,528 --> 00:22:43,828 Three ounces it is. 336 00:22:43,830 --> 00:22:48,933 No, no, an ounce ... Of... Spliff. 337 00:22:48,935 --> 00:22:51,402 Three ounces. 338 00:22:51,404 --> 00:22:56,807 That's £300 of easy credit, 339 00:22:56,809 --> 00:23:02,613 So you've got 48 hours... To pay me. 340 00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:16,427 Have you got balls? 341 00:23:18,563 --> 00:23:19,897 Yeah. 342 00:23:32,477 --> 00:23:36,914 I'm just checking, because your balls are your collateral. 343 00:23:39,718 --> 00:23:43,587 - You got me? - Yeah. 344 00:23:43,589 --> 00:23:45,990 "after time, denial, anger and bargaining 345 00:23:45,992 --> 00:23:47,825 Will give way to a depression." 346 00:23:47,827 --> 00:23:50,995 "in this phase, the sense of emotional loss is amplified 347 00:23:50,997 --> 00:23:53,531 And may seem unbearable." 348 00:23:53,865 --> 00:23:56,467 "in this phase, feelings of low self-esteem 349 00:23:56,469 --> 00:23:58,135 And hopelessness are common." 350 00:23:58,137 --> 00:24:02,940 "but these will eventually give way to the final phase of acceptance... 351 00:24:03,809 --> 00:24:07,211 ..An understanding that what has been lost can never return, 352 00:24:07,213 --> 00:24:10,147 And life can continue, though it may be different." 353 00:24:10,149 --> 00:24:13,150 oh, god! 354 00:24:21,159 --> 00:24:22,960 "and a journey is complete." 355 00:24:26,898 --> 00:24:29,166 No more sports science teachers, angie. 356 00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:32,269 I know. 357 00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:36,006 - It doesn't matter how big his... 358 00:24:36,008 --> 00:24:38,542 - Shut it, chris. 359 00:24:40,612 --> 00:24:42,079 You're all so lovely to me. 360 00:24:43,549 --> 00:24:49,820 ..Your coursework in by next week for the deadline, if that's ok. 361 00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:52,957 It's important for my department score, 362 00:24:52,959 --> 00:24:54,859 You know... 363 00:25:12,744 --> 00:25:17,081 I could say that he touched me up in the shower or something. 364 00:25:18,884 --> 00:25:20,251 Could you? 365 00:25:20,253 --> 00:25:22,853 - Chris, you idiot! - What? What? 366 00:25:27,792 --> 00:25:30,194 - Where have you been? - Doing what you said. 367 00:25:30,196 --> 00:25:32,763 I hope this is still on. You got hold of cass? 368 00:25:32,765 --> 00:25:35,533 - Yeah, but thing is... - Great. I got the spliff. 369 00:25:35,535 --> 00:25:38,035 Didn't you get my messages, you tit? 370 00:25:50,048 --> 00:25:51,282 Problem? 371 00:25:53,753 --> 00:25:55,052 Please. 372 00:26:04,062 --> 00:26:05,696 You ok, angie? 373 00:26:06,965 --> 00:26:09,733 Another day, another dollar, eh? 374 00:26:09,735 --> 00:26:11,602 Yes. 375 00:26:12,837 --> 00:26:14,338 Can I carry your books? 376 00:26:16,074 --> 00:26:22,112 Erm, yes, but you don't have to do it every day, chris. 377 00:26:22,114 --> 00:26:23,380 I do. 378 00:26:24,617 --> 00:26:26,283 - I'll get it. - No need... 379 00:26:26,285 --> 00:26:29,987 Angie's phone. Stop ringing her, or you'll have me to deal with. 380 00:26:29,989 --> 00:26:32,256 - Let me have it. - Yeah, chris miles here. 381 00:26:32,258 --> 00:26:34,124 Angie's friend. 382 00:26:34,126 --> 00:26:37,294 She's got friends, you know what I'm saying, you tosser. 383 00:26:37,296 --> 00:26:41,865 Right. Yeah, yeah, I'll have the coursework in by Thursday. 384 00:26:41,867 --> 00:26:45,102 Are you saying I can have an extension? 385 00:26:45,104 --> 00:26:51,375 Yeah. Don't ring her again... Bell end! 386 00:26:53,144 --> 00:26:54,244 Sorted him out. 387 00:26:55,647 --> 00:26:59,149 Right. I'm not sure you're supposed to... 388 00:27:04,689 --> 00:27:05,756 Thanks, chris. 389 00:27:07,225 --> 00:27:09,627 Pleasure is all mine, angie. 390 00:27:10,795 --> 00:27:12,329 Shall we? 391 00:27:22,842 --> 00:27:28,679 Yeah. It's abigail's party. And we've gotta sell an ounce of dope. 392 00:27:28,681 --> 00:27:30,280 I was meaning to talk to you... 393 00:27:30,282 --> 00:27:32,282 So, we tell them it's, like, 394 00:27:32,284 --> 00:27:35,386 Mongolian hallucinogenic or something. 395 00:27:35,388 --> 00:27:37,888 They're all so dim, they might just buy it. 396 00:27:37,890 --> 00:27:40,357 - See, that's the thing. - tony! 397 00:27:41,993 --> 00:27:43,394 - Hey. - Hey. 398 00:27:53,072 --> 00:27:57,975 Not coming. And sid has to sell or he's in shit with his dealer. 399 00:27:57,977 --> 00:28:00,044 Hang on, "my dealer"? 400 00:28:00,046 --> 00:28:03,480 Anyway, I brought cassie. Cassie, you remember sid, right? 401 00:28:03,482 --> 00:28:08,919 Yeah, wow, lovely... No. But I like that you're funny-looking. 402 00:28:08,921 --> 00:28:12,089 That's cute. Like, wow, man. 403 00:28:12,091 --> 00:28:14,124 - How's the treatment going, cassie? 404 00:28:14,126 --> 00:28:19,129 I wear a white dress and now I can eat yoghurt, 405 00:28:19,131 --> 00:28:20,964 Cup-a-soup and hazelnuts now. 406 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,935 I'm not sick if they let me play with the cats. 407 00:28:24,937 --> 00:28:27,404 Yeah, it's like... 408 00:28:28,506 --> 00:28:32,176 ..Hazy days, you know? 409 00:28:33,845 --> 00:28:35,345 Well, that's encouraging. 410 00:28:35,347 --> 00:28:38,215 Oh, thank you. You're so nice. 411 00:28:39,250 --> 00:28:44,855 Cass, cass, cass! Sid's gonna be looking after you tonight. 412 00:28:44,857 --> 00:28:47,758 - Oh, would you? Wow! 413 00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:50,027 - And sid's got a whole bag of drugs. 414 00:28:50,029 --> 00:28:53,230 Wow! That's so nice. 415 00:28:54,265 --> 00:28:56,867 And I bet you won't even make me eat anything. 416 00:28:58,002 --> 00:29:00,871 - No. No. - Thank you. 417 00:29:03,942 --> 00:29:07,311 Right, great. Let's go in and shift this ounce, then, yeah? 418 00:29:07,313 --> 00:29:10,080 It's three ounces. 419 00:29:10,082 --> 00:29:12,116 I got three ounces. 420 00:29:19,157 --> 00:29:22,893 - Hi, abi. - Tony! Lovely. 421 00:29:22,895 --> 00:29:25,462 - And these must be your frands. - Sorry? 422 00:29:25,464 --> 00:29:28,332 Yeah, this is michelle, cassie and sid. 423 00:29:28,334 --> 00:29:31,435 - Super. - Wow, you're lovely. 424 00:29:31,437 --> 00:29:33,370 Super. 425 00:29:33,372 --> 00:29:36,039 Where's the kitchen? I wanna see the kitchen. 426 00:29:36,041 --> 00:29:38,075 It's through there. Come in. 427 00:29:38,077 --> 00:29:39,143 Cheers. 428 00:29:44,182 --> 00:29:45,816 Oh... Shoes. 429 00:29:45,818 --> 00:29:48,986 It's just that mummy had this carpet imported from iran. 430 00:29:48,988 --> 00:29:51,955 We have to be so, so careful with the pile. 431 00:29:51,957 --> 00:29:54,992 - Right, yeah, sure. - Sorry. 432 00:29:54,994 --> 00:29:56,827 no problem. 433 00:30:02,233 --> 00:30:03,901 Can I get you some rum punch? 434 00:30:03,903 --> 00:30:07,337 I'm afraid we're getting rather giggly on it. Isn't that safe? 435 00:30:07,339 --> 00:30:10,340 Mmm, we love rum punch, don't we, chelle? 436 00:30:13,244 --> 00:30:14,511 Super. 437 00:30:16,314 --> 00:30:18,916 Everyone, this is tony and his friends. 438 00:30:18,918 --> 00:30:22,219 Tony, this is sarah, josh, sarah, 439 00:30:22,221 --> 00:30:26,290 Maddie, felicia, hugo, sebastian, sarah, sam and sarah. 440 00:30:26,292 --> 00:30:30,127 - What was your name again? - Sid. 441 00:30:30,129 --> 00:30:32,596 Sid? Is that polish or something? 442 00:30:32,598 --> 00:30:34,965 No, I don't think so. 443 00:30:34,967 --> 00:30:37,267 Danuta's polish. Danuta. 444 00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:41,505 She doesn't speak english. 445 00:30:41,507 --> 00:30:44,241 But you can speak to her in italian or french. 446 00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:04,995 - She likes you. - Oh. Cheers. 447 00:31:04,997 --> 00:31:10,901 Abi, I wonder if you and your friends would like a little something? 448 00:31:10,903 --> 00:31:14,071 - Something? - You know, get a bit squiffy. 449 00:31:14,073 --> 00:31:17,140 Oh, ya, that would be so safe, you know. 450 00:31:17,142 --> 00:31:19,910 Great. We've got some shit which will get you... 451 00:31:19,912 --> 00:31:22,312 But we can't smoke anything in the hice. 452 00:31:22,314 --> 00:31:27,050 Yes, because the silk wallpaper's just arrived from rome, 453 00:31:27,052 --> 00:31:31,054 And mummy's particular about odours, and we simply mustn't. 454 00:31:32,257 --> 00:31:33,323 Bummer. 455 00:31:33,325 --> 00:31:36,593 Ok, yah. This is mc hugo on the decks, 456 00:31:36,595 --> 00:31:39,329 And we're going to have a tremendous time, yah? 457 00:31:39,331 --> 00:31:40,530 yah! 458 00:31:40,532 --> 00:31:45,969 So let's shizzle on this dizzle and party down. 459 00:32:00,385 --> 00:32:02,686 Isn't that something? 460 00:32:02,688 --> 00:32:04,454 Ghetto-stylee. 461 00:32:04,456 --> 00:32:07,190 Oh, come on, tony! Isn't this just bitching? 462 00:32:10,962 --> 00:32:12,062 Come on, tony. 463 00:32:44,062 --> 00:32:47,030 - Hi. - Oh, hi. 464 00:32:48,199 --> 00:32:50,000 This is so, so wicked. 465 00:32:50,002 --> 00:32:53,704 They've got such cool food. Look at it all. 466 00:32:55,139 --> 00:32:56,340 Wow. 467 00:32:57,575 --> 00:32:59,710 Right. Are you hungry or something? 468 00:32:59,712 --> 00:33:03,447 Oh, no. You mustn't eat it. 469 00:33:03,449 --> 00:33:05,682 Just... Arrange it. 470 00:33:09,487 --> 00:33:12,522 They haven't got it organised properly at all. 471 00:33:12,524 --> 00:33:13,657 There. 472 00:33:16,394 --> 00:33:19,329 That's it. Much better. 473 00:33:19,331 --> 00:33:21,098 I don't feel sick now. 474 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:23,600 Cool. 475 00:33:26,070 --> 00:33:28,438 So... Are you going to fuck me later? 476 00:33:29,607 --> 00:33:32,542 - Pardon? - You know, like michelle said. 477 00:33:33,644 --> 00:33:36,279 - She said that? - Oh, yes. 478 00:33:39,584 --> 00:33:43,587 Look, I've got all this fucking weed. Do you want a spliff or something? 479 00:33:43,589 --> 00:33:45,622 No. 480 00:33:45,624 --> 00:33:47,624 I can't. 481 00:33:47,626 --> 00:33:49,259 It makes you hungry. 482 00:33:49,261 --> 00:33:53,830 - Well, I don't mind. - I do. 483 00:33:56,801 --> 00:33:59,236 Sorry. 484 00:34:06,411 --> 00:34:07,544 Oh. 485 00:34:09,180 --> 00:34:10,347 Wow. 486 00:34:12,717 --> 00:34:16,486 You can keep me company, yeah? 487 00:34:16,488 --> 00:34:18,088 Yeah. 488 00:34:30,102 --> 00:34:34,738 - As big gay nights go... - It's not that big. 489 00:34:34,740 --> 00:34:38,241 I'm sorry, guys. I just wanted to show you my world, you know. 490 00:34:39,510 --> 00:34:41,545 - I'm definitely not turning gay. 491 00:34:41,547 --> 00:34:43,580 - Me neither. Nope. 492 00:34:48,387 --> 00:34:53,757 We had the pontypool mounted police formation dance team in last week. 493 00:34:54,792 --> 00:34:56,493 What a blast! 494 00:34:57,428 --> 00:34:59,396 - Well, just have to imagine that. 495 00:34:59,897 --> 00:35:01,331 - Where you going? 496 00:35:01,333 --> 00:35:02,799 - To find that party. - Nah 497 00:35:03,668 --> 00:35:06,403 Look, it's posh kids. All the boys are gay. 498 00:35:06,405 --> 00:35:09,239 - Yeah? - Are the girls gay too? 499 00:35:10,174 --> 00:35:13,210 Look, everyone's gay. Let's get the fuck out of here. 500 00:35:28,260 --> 00:35:29,759 I think we found it. 501 00:35:29,761 --> 00:35:31,928 - bosh. - double bosh. 502 00:35:31,930 --> 00:35:35,465 only took five hours, four buses and two bottles of vodka. 503 00:35:38,736 --> 00:35:41,638 Man, check this thing out! 504 00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:43,907 - Cool, man. - Yeah. 505 00:35:45,510 --> 00:35:46,710 Ooh, yep. 506 00:35:48,446 --> 00:35:49,813 Careless. 507 00:35:59,557 --> 00:36:01,458 Hey, tony! 508 00:36:01,460 --> 00:36:06,263 Tone. Changed our minds, man. The monkey man's here! 509 00:36:13,205 --> 00:36:14,371 Wow! 510 00:36:17,742 --> 00:36:21,478 Oh! Wow. 511 00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:24,581 This is lovely, lovely, lovely. Wow. 512 00:36:26,317 --> 00:36:27,651 Whoo! 513 00:36:28,553 --> 00:36:30,620 Cassie? You ok? 514 00:36:30,622 --> 00:36:32,289 Get up here. 515 00:36:32,291 --> 00:36:35,425 You've got to, got to bounce. Whoo! 516 00:36:37,461 --> 00:36:39,729 tony, it's too wild. Too wild! 517 00:36:46,003 --> 00:36:49,673 - Take them off! Take them off! - Ok. 518 00:37:14,532 --> 00:37:15,932 Fuck! 519 00:37:17,235 --> 00:37:17,534 Oh, shit! 520 00:37:21,806 --> 00:37:24,975 It's no good though, sid. Is it? 521 00:37:24,977 --> 00:37:28,645 - What? What is? - You fancy me? 522 00:37:28,647 --> 00:37:33,350 - I... Sure, I... - But you really love michelle. 523 00:37:36,487 --> 00:37:40,290 - It shows? - Fucking right, it shows. 524 00:37:40,292 --> 00:37:43,360 Anyway, she told me. 525 00:37:43,362 --> 00:37:45,762 She told you? 526 00:37:47,365 --> 00:37:48,565 Oh, fuck. 527 00:37:48,567 --> 00:37:54,504 She said that tony doesn't love her properly, but you do, 528 00:37:54,506 --> 00:37:57,874 And it's too fucked up because she totally loves him, 529 00:37:57,876 --> 00:37:59,609 Though she thinks you're sweet. 530 00:37:59,611 --> 00:38:03,380 Sweet? She thinks I'm sweet. 531 00:38:06,517 --> 00:38:07,951 I'm in so much shit. 532 00:38:11,455 --> 00:38:15,025 - No, you're not. - No? 533 00:38:16,761 --> 00:38:21,531 I mean, what would you do if everything's so fucked up, and you... 534 00:38:22,466 --> 00:38:24,034 ..Just don't know what to do? 535 00:38:25,469 --> 00:38:28,038 I stop eating until they take me to hospital. 536 00:38:34,111 --> 00:38:36,479 Look at those clouds. 537 00:38:37,615 --> 00:38:39,482 Wow. 538 00:38:43,587 --> 00:38:45,088 You wanna do it now? 539 00:38:46,924 --> 00:38:49,859 - Huh? - I won't mind. 540 00:38:52,029 --> 00:38:54,097 But you'll have to be quick. 541 00:38:54,099 --> 00:38:56,433 Why? 542 00:38:58,002 --> 00:38:59,569 Because... 543 00:39:01,605 --> 00:39:03,406 ..I took a shit load of pills. 544 00:39:04,342 --> 00:39:06,543 Pills? What kind of pills? 545 00:39:06,545 --> 00:39:09,612 Oh, you know. 546 00:39:11,415 --> 00:39:12,549 Pills. 547 00:39:14,085 --> 00:39:15,552 Cassie? 548 00:39:16,887 --> 00:39:17,954 Cassie. 549 00:39:17,956 --> 00:39:19,689 Oh. 550 00:39:21,025 --> 00:39:22,525 Oh, fuck. 551 00:39:28,833 --> 00:39:30,467 You fucking bastard! 552 00:39:35,639 --> 00:39:38,408 Shit! What's wrong with her! 553 00:39:38,410 --> 00:39:40,143 - She's pilled up, for fuck's sake. 554 00:39:40,145 --> 00:39:41,544 - Time to leave. 555 00:39:41,546 --> 00:39:43,480 Maxxie, anwar, come on! 556 00:39:48,986 --> 00:39:51,054 - Nice one, chris. - Good party. 557 00:39:52,757 --> 00:39:56,760 Guys, can we get going? Just in case cassie's dying or something. 558 00:39:58,195 --> 00:40:01,197 They have an all-night walk-in at the city hospital. 559 00:40:01,199 --> 00:40:02,665 - It's where I normally take her. 560 00:40:02,667 --> 00:40:03,800 - It's miles. 561 00:40:04,668 --> 00:40:07,737 - I think she likes you, chris. - Safe! 562 00:40:07,739 --> 00:40:14,010 Yes, but, ok, we have no bus or taxi. Ok? We are stuck, yeah? 563 00:40:15,913 --> 00:40:17,781 We steal car. 564 00:40:17,783 --> 00:40:20,483 Then make fuck, english boy, yes? 565 00:40:21,952 --> 00:40:23,052 Yes. 566 00:40:25,489 --> 00:40:27,724 Come on, find the fucking hospital! 567 00:40:27,726 --> 00:40:29,092 - Come on, we need a doctor. 568 00:40:29,094 --> 00:40:31,127 - I can't work out the gears. 569 00:40:31,129 --> 00:40:33,196 - It's a fucking automatic, tony. 570 00:40:38,970 --> 00:40:41,604 - Stop shouting! - She's stopped breathing. 571 00:40:42,740 --> 00:40:45,108 Ok. There it is! 572 00:40:50,514 --> 00:40:51,948 - Ok, quick. Get her inside. 573 00:40:51,950 --> 00:40:53,783 - Yeah, but what do we tell them? 574 00:40:53,785 --> 00:40:57,086 - I don't know, improvise. Go on, we've gotta stash the car. 575 00:40:59,890 --> 00:41:02,659 - Come on, what are you waiting for? 576 00:41:02,661 --> 00:41:05,228 - Oh, I had such a lovely dream... 577 00:41:06,230 --> 00:41:07,764 Wow. 578 00:41:23,715 --> 00:41:28,618 We can have some spliffs before you're taken out and de-bollocked. 579 00:41:28,620 --> 00:41:31,254 Oh, nice. Thanks, tone. 580 00:41:31,256 --> 00:41:35,158 - Relax. We'll sell it tomorrow. - Where? 581 00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:36,926 We just will. 582 00:41:36,928 --> 00:41:41,197 I like the boats. They go places. 583 00:41:42,299 --> 00:41:45,134 Like over the sea and everything. 584 00:41:48,138 --> 00:41:49,939 Are you ok, anwar? 585 00:41:49,941 --> 00:41:53,810 Shut up. I can't fucking pee if you're looking. 586 00:41:57,181 --> 00:42:00,149 - You're looking, aren't you? - no. 587 00:42:06,590 --> 00:42:08,658 - Who's got skins? - Er, me. Hang on. 588 00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:11,995 Don't say you haven't got them. 589 00:42:11,997 --> 00:42:14,998 Stop worrying. We've had all our bad luck for today. 590 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:16,833 You put them in your back pocket. 591 00:42:16,835 --> 00:42:18,001 - When? - Come here. 592 00:42:22,106 --> 00:42:23,606 There. Yeah, I got them. 593 00:42:23,608 --> 00:42:26,309 tony! Tony, do something! Tony! 594 00:42:31,081 --> 00:42:32,715 Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck! 595 00:42:47,031 --> 00:42:48,164 Oh, my god! 596 00:42:55,706 --> 00:42:56,839 Tony! 597 00:42:59,109 --> 00:43:01,811 I think that could have gone a lot worse, don't you? 598 00:43:05,816 --> 00:43:07,150 The dope's gone! 599 00:43:08,619 --> 00:43:11,254 At least we've got our health. 600 00:43:11,256 --> 00:43:13,056 That's the important thing. 601 00:43:21,665 --> 00:43:25,602 ♪ chicken feet scratch out a beat 602 00:43:25,604 --> 00:43:29,305 ♪ while head rolls on the ground 603 00:43:30,741 --> 00:43:35,311 ♪ lookin' for a piece of meat 604 00:43:35,313 --> 00:43:38,848 ♪ and sleep in eiderdown 605 00:43:46,357 --> 00:43:52,195 ♪ I walked a million miles 606 00:43:55,366 --> 00:43:58,401 ♪ I crawled a million more... 607 00:43:58,403 --> 00:44:02,672 For god's sakes, what are you doing, miriam? 608 00:44:02,674 --> 00:44:05,341 Why do you have to get up so early? 609 00:44:05,343 --> 00:44:07,110 Just getting ready. 610 00:44:07,112 --> 00:44:10,380 Anybody would think you wanted the neighbours to see you. 611 00:44:11,715 --> 00:44:13,149 Do you hear me, woman? 612 00:44:15,252 --> 00:44:16,419 Yes, darling. 613 00:44:20,257 --> 00:44:22,992 - Tony. - Yes, sid. 614 00:44:23,894 --> 00:44:25,395 Chris and that polish girl. 615 00:44:25,397 --> 00:44:29,065 They got out of the car at the hospital, right? 616 00:44:29,067 --> 00:44:32,402 I mean, they got out before the harbour, yeah? 617 00:44:34,438 --> 00:44:35,705 Yeah. 618 00:44:37,441 --> 00:44:39,042 Yeah. 619 00:44:40,244 --> 00:44:41,377 Yeah. 620 00:44:46,850 --> 00:44:48,251 You still a virgin, then? 621 00:44:50,154 --> 00:44:51,454 Yep.